Okay, so I'm not pregnant, but I totally thought I was for a like a week and a half. This story was too funny I had to share. I went to the store to buy a test because I was convinced we were having a baby. I bought a bunch of other stuff too. I was all finished and checking out and the clerk cracked me up! She was scanning all of my items and she paused when she came to my test. She looked at it and said, "Oh, one of those". In like the most monotone yet freaked out voice ever. I responded by saying, "yep." She looked at my basked and saw Linkin and said, "Oh, and one of those too!" I smiled and said, "yep." She looked at me with the most terrifying expression and said, "uh oh, it's to soon." I looked at her and said, "yep." She finished checking me out and I laughed all the way home. As if I wasn't already thinking those thoughts, the random lady at Albertson's had to reinforce them. It was hilarious! Had to pass it on!
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Haha, that's hilarious! You should move to Provo where it is weird if you don't have 4 kids under 3 :->
Sorry i'm such a horrible cousin and never called! I think about you literally everyday and say i'm going to call her today and then my life hits me at 7:00am and my day begins again. I will totally do better, I promise!!!!! That is a hilarious! I had one of those days recently, so I know just the feeling! I loved the story of Linkin with the Christmas tree! He is such a cuttie!
what a scare...
Too funny.
Hi Hillary, I don't know if you remember me or not. But I found your blog through Jenny Janson/Wiser and I thought I would say "hi" I have a little boy named Lincoln too except spelled different and he was born Jan 8, 08. Funny. You have a cute family.
Tatum
A blessing to have children, but not too close in age. When I saw the blog I thought, "Wow, kind of close!"
Giving out a Book of Mormon is the most glorious experience. Thanks for being a member missionary. We love it when our members become involved. We need more people like you. Thanks from your missionary aunt. Love ya.
That is seriously so funny! At least you weren't buying a bottle of booze with it too... :)
That is hilarious! I agree with Justina...it's so true...Rexburg is the same way! I am an oddball because I only have 2 kids and I'm 25 years old! haha So are you trying for #2?
hey it's natalie!
i am all the sudden finding out a ridiculous amount of people blog. haha. i found yours through justina's.
your linkin is such a stud. my mom and sister have told me how cute he is, they mentioned his awesome eyebrows, which by the way are great.
i read your post on twilight. i wasn't there for a midnight showing, but i did laugh my butt off. i didn't know it was going to be THAT entertaining. cody hasn't read the books and he was looking at me and hayley like, 'is this supposed to be funny?' haha.
haha! You really had me going with the title of this post! I was so excited for you! :-) But I'm glad you're not preggo if that's what you want. Man! Don't you just LOVE those pregnancy scares? I haven't had a period since I've had Porter, so I pretty much take a pregnancy test every month just to make sure. lol
How funny! I still wish I would have made you buy a test somewhere at the mall!!
That's hilarious! When you do decide to have another one, make it a girl!
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